[Team Age Unknown] Quality is irreplaceable!
Long ago, had, on an island,
some Dutch, some Indian and some bills.
Fri -= 2 =- And The City
And the bills brought in ships, skyscrapers,
Wall Street, the electric light, newspapers,
Ellis Island, the Yankees, Central Park,
Fair Universal, Broadway, the Chrysler Building
and Studio 54.
I like to think of it like New York AC.
"Before Carrie."
Thank you.
I arrived in this island at exactly 15:30
on a Tuesday, June 11, 1986.
Taxi!
It seems like yesterday. Taxi!
The following year, I met Charlotte.
It was in a subway car, ace 2 am,
when a homeless down his pants.
Miranda and I met in 1989 at Bloomingdale's,
I worked the Department of dresses
and she was crying the dressing room.
- Oi - Hi!
I met Samantha when she was a bartender at CBGB.
- Fuck! - Look where you're going!
Time is funny.
A decade may pass in a single second.
WEDDING LISTS
And in just two years, numerous things can happen.
Things you thought that never happen.
Welcome to Bergdorf Goodman, I help them?
Yes, our friend is getting married.
Never thought I'd see this day.
- Me neither. - Hell just freeze.
- What is the name? - Blatch, Stanford Blatch.
I think that is registered on behalf of the two.
The gay best friend it will marry my gay best friend.
- That's wonderful! - Is not it?
- I'll get the list. - Thanks.
How did this happen? I thought they hated.
It's like musical chairs,
the music stopped and only the remaining 2 standing.
When we find that all were old for this, there are the gays.
So that weekend, we all get together
in a hotel in Connecticut where the view was beautiful
and marriage legalized.
How's my tie?
How is mine?
Do not tell me who would dress like that.
Well, I'm the godfather.
Need a little help here.
Gay marriage is shorter or more time consuming than the straight?
- Why? - Just to know what got into me.
I think the ceremony is the same,
but do not know how long it lasts the sacrifice of the men straight.
Prontinha.
Do not leave me very nice, marriage is gay.
To draw gay wedding.
But it's not a gay marriage?
Yes, but not a gay marriage either.
It is the marriage Stanford and Anthony.
Got it.
The zipper is open.
Let me, is very delicate.
Not closed.
I have to get in an hour I'm the godfather.
I will do my best.
I do not want to delay my first gay marriage.
Not a gay marriage.
We are wasting time talking.
Okay, it's a gay marriage.
- Oi - Oi
White enough?
It is identical when we directly at the sun.
I think beautiful.
This marriage is more than beautiful, is Lady Di.
- Mom, I can look at the swans? - Sure, dear.
But stay where you can see. Right there!
- Woe is Samantha. - Oi
He brought the dog?
It's a gay marriage. A Bitch the more it makes no difference.
Should not we be a little more politically correct?
- Char. - Anthony, hi!
Can you believe this place?
It seems the kingdom of snows which exploded.
- Super politically correct. - Other.
Were not you who planned the wedding?
No, when I left Stanford started talking about swans.
And I surrendered, which he wants, whatever.
Yes, Stanford has the wedding dream and I betray him.
Do not look me with that face, Char.
Not because I'm getting married I have to change who I am.
Then you can betray because he is gay?
No, because I'm Italian!
Carrie Stanford is looking for you.
Nice hat.
- Anthony. - Coming!
Why marriage, whether to betray?
He said one would betray him, but said he has permission.
- Is that what you see? - It is not our concern.
But he told us.
I think each couple makes its rules.
Yes, but not in marriage.
- Who wants a drink. - I do.
See if you have food, I need to eat.
Eight years later, finally she is Jewish.
Stan! Is wearing white.
- Like a virgin. - Played for the first time.
- So what do you think? - You have swans!
- You are exaggerated? - A swan is never exaggerated.
I do not know what got into me,
remember the summer when I became addicted to cocaine?
- It was more or less so. - You spent a fortune.
I have saved for this day since the age of 19.
Always knew I would marry?
Yeah, just thought it would be a Jewish woman chubby.
Anthony is speaking out there that can betray you.
He hates the traditions, then pushes against.
So he can cheat?
Yes, but only in 45 states we are not legally married.
Now put the mine.
Carrie Preston?
What?
Nothing, I'm not surprised Bradshaw is in your marriage.
The planner said that couples are listed
the names of married.
Makes sense.
- It will put the name of Anthony? - No, we are men.
Men? Have you looked in the mirror, Lady Dior?
Bitch!
Gotta catch my...
The name of the flower Preston can be...
but in Hat...
is Bradshaw.
Who is the straight talking to Carrie?
He is the brother of Anthony, Nicky.
- How do you know he is straight? - It's a gift.
This marriage may be more gay?
Look who will marry them.
- What Lisa has to do with it? - It's the law of physics.
Whenever he has so much energy gay in one place, Lisa manifests.
A little later, was time to Stanford and Anthony
make their vows.
And now, the couple wrote their own...
- Groom? - Yes, groom and groom.
Boyfriend! That's incredible!
Thanks, Lisa Minelli.
Hush now.
Marriage is serious.
At least that's what I knew.
It was not exactly love at first sight.
But what happened was love.
You were the first man to accept me...
as man I really am.
That is the tradition.
Like it or not, it infiltrates.
Mazel Tov!
- Hi, how are things? - Well
- Rose is giving work. - We must go to the room?
So why we brought Nanny here?
- Is everything okay? - Rose is the crazy.
It does not makes us mad, only makes a little mess.
It's okay.
Now I know why we got married.
So we do not dance this music at weddings.
That's the only reason?
Yes.
- I have to prove his crown. - Has the same.
- We're kissing. - I have to attend, is his.
It's Saturday, we at a wedding.
Did I mention he hates me?
Who would dare to hate you?
The new senior partner office.
Fill the bag without stopping it.
- Why? - No idea.
It seems he does not support the sound of my voice.
Every time I open my mouth, he interrupts me.
Sometimes he raises his hand, this way.
He hates me less per email.
How's it going?
Well Thank you.
- Have a good night. - You have a good night.
Thank you.
- A guy hit on me. - Really?
How do you feel?
I think I'm still fly.
Absolutely yes.
- Sorry to bother you. - Sorry.
I really am, that I read your I follow your column and books,
interest that we have exactly the same life encounters.
Be direct, dear. She meant that she is you.
I'm you.
In this case, let me present her husband, John James Preston.
How long are you married?
Two years next month.
We also do two years next month.
Wow, you're really me.
We expect a baby and the date arrival is our anniversary.
Well, I'm not pregnant.
I think it's obvious. Surrogate mother.
- Congratulations. - Do you have children?
If they want a service of mother Rent, ours was great.
No thanks. Not so.
Only we have no children.
- They do not want children? - No, we love them.
But it's not for us.
So...
Will be just you two?
She has a new book coming out next month.
Great. It's about what?
Marriage.
Have a good evening.
And all this time I thought that Samantha was my PR.
Had to say something, she acted
as if to say there is no Santa Claus.
Can I have your attention you, please?
My son and his husband wish to draw
all couples to join them on the dance floor.
Very nice, dear.
Let go, let's dance.
Right exit. Legal.
I finished.
Dance with me.
Can I have the honor, Mrs. Goldenblatt?
Absolutely.
Come on, baby.
Let's dance.
Want to dance? Only two of us?
Samantha, you're amazing.
I think it is. What did you do?
Nothing. I am 100% natural.
I'm serious. I need names.
- Ladies... - I get it.
You were very lively there. Want to dance again?
I can think of several things more fun
I want to do with you.
- I'm Nicky. - Samantha.
Nice to meet you, Samantha.
What makes life, Nicky?
- Work with concrete. - This is promising.
Rose.
Please sleep.
Come on, Rose.
- Do not know which is worse. - Samantha.
The baby will end up getting tired.
Let's look a neutral sound.
We were lucky.
A film in black and white.
"It Happened One Night."
I've never seen.
Are you kidding? So go have fun.
Come here.
This is shocking.
In the 30s era.
Have you seen this movie so he was released?
She is beautiful.
Not the most beautiful you.
There we were, Big and me.
Somewhere between wild sex and children.
Thank you.
Want to borrow?
Let's hope a friend. Thank you.
Ours is a lot. How many you got?
- Forty-four. - I take one a day.
Women our age should not laugh about vitamins.
Women who do not have our age should not say
"Women of our age."
One day soon, You'll thank me.
I'm making my way through menopause.
With my vitamins, my stickers melatonin
my creams bioidentical estrogen.
Progesterone cream. And a touch of testosterone.
- It is the monster of hormones. - I am!
I tricked my body and I think who is younger.
I made my body think which is thinner.
- Tape! - And I say.
Without heat waves, no mood swings.
And my libido is back.
Really? Had not heard.
Where can this information?
Susanne Somers and his team of doctors.
I'll get a copy, is a revelation.
Follow medical advice
the woman who invented the "Thigh Master"?
Absolutely. Have you seen my thighs?
This, they laughed. Is working.
When they are 50, I'll be 35.
Here it is.
I thought it would be only four of us.
Do not worry; Nanny is gonna come.
Harry still has not returned golf with the guys.
Let me handle that cute.
- No, no! - Okay, not caught.
Just learned talking about "no."
Good for her.
Hopefully Samantha learn someday.
- The terrible 2 years. - It is not terrible.
Of course not! The terrible Two years they are.
This.
She is in a phase to want only the mother.
- And me and Erin. - Right.
- Just you, me and Erin. - Who is Erin?
The nanny.
- How will swallow that? - Have we met?
Erin!
Good morning, girls.
- It was a glorious marriage. - It was.
You must be Samantha. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Now, I know a little girl
I would love to practice pirouettes.
It has sunscreen?
Come with me, girl! This.
- Have a great morning. - Thanks, Erin.
- This is your nanny? - Yes, this is Erin.
The Erin has no bra.
That funny, it does not use a bra.
She was wearing a in the interview pro job?
I do not know, Samantha. Was busy
Her thinking skills and if the girls liked it.
Then her breasts never appeared.
No, her breasts never appeared.
And she is amazing.
I'm sure it is. Honey, there must be some law
prohibiting hiring as a nanny.
Yes, the Jude Law
It seemed that there were only children
they were bewitched by Nanny of Charlotte.
And its charms.
And later that day, Big and I arrived at home.
- It's hot here. - You did.
- I'll call the room air. - Okay.
After Big and I sell coverage extravagant
we think is our destiny
we should get the closer to the ground.
And so we did. 12 floors, to be exact.
We could be closer to the ground...
but we kept a slice of heaven.
Are 16:30, I make reservations, a choice?
We have nothing to eat here?
Nothing?
Even when I was married me more Coco Chanel coq au vin.
We will ask for something.
We food twice last week.
We went the whole weekend.
- Let's stay home. - Right.
This couch is good, no?
Thanks for the year and a half wait.
We just need one piece for that corner, and just.
You done good, girl.
You know what's with the shoes the couch, right?
I'm just saying.
- Must be all the baggage. - Good
I thought it could be police shoes.
A few mornings later, in a different home...
Why bring the mouse home to New York?
Brady is to win the fair science second grade.
I will win!
Sit down and take the breakfast.
I can not, I submit today and I'm nervous.
Before I loved my work and now I'm just sick of thinking.
Here, sandwiches.
- Thanks, Magda. - No need to go through it,
- May resign. - I'm an attorney.
- It's what I am. - Life is short.
Go to where the valuing, and maybe even find a better job,
can be at home and I bench things.
Waited too long to get here.
- I just need to take. - Yeah.
Mother, you will the science fair today?
Sorry, honey. It can not.
She needs to work.
We believe that these new numbers
show a result more optimistic for us.
And the savings do with customers
easily cover the fees that are charged.
It is advantageous.
It's only advantage, Tom And most, based on...
Kevin, you proceed with this from now on.
The case of Miranda.
In fact, the case is of the firm, and being a shareholder, I...
Got a problem?
I do not know. Have?
Got something you want me to say in particular?
Did not know you need be in private.
The prestigious honor goes to Rachel by: "What is electricity?".
- I quit. - Good for you.
- Okay? - I'll find another job,
a better job. I already called for that talent scouts.
Where's Brady?
Our first award goes to Brady,
for his "Labyrinth of the Rat."
I won!
I'm here. I could never come.
Take this.
There may be several times torturing someone's life
who spends his days writing books.
The antidote to those moments
when a book is completed finally arrives.
YES! MAYBE?
FOR ALL EX-singles.
- Hello? - I need to worry?
Can you be more specific?
- With the nanny and Harry. - It's just Samantha.
You are told that about Jude Law
Honey, it was a joke. Was there, I had to speak.
And it was funny.
No, it would be better if he had not said.
- Look, Mom. - Just one second, sweetie.
I need to finish those cookies for the school party.
- What was I talking about? - If you should ever feel threatened.
I said threatened?
- Should I feel threatened? - Look Mom!
Honey, I put the Rose in her chair, right?
- Carrie? - Yes.
Wait a minute, be right back.
It's okay, honey. I know.
Look Mom, look! Look what I did.
Okay, I'm listening.
You had some concern Samantha before speaking?
No, absolutely not. I love Erin and I trust Harry.
You just answer your question.
I, I!
Lily! This is vintage skirt!
- Which exit? - The Valentino.
- Honey, I'm sorry. - I gotta go.
Lily, look what you did!
Mommy will catch something.
Mommy!
Mother is going to leave.
Mommy!
Was getting more granular.
Sure.
Let's play in my room.
The mother needs time for cooking.
Charlotte was grateful for Erin has come at the time,
with or without threat.
With or without a bra.
And no bra Upper East Side
for without panties in Times Square.
- San 12pm, and lunch is 12:30. - I'm just refreshing.
Call the restaurant and know that I will delay 15 min.
Samantha Jones.
Jerrod Smith is on the phone.
Remember me: how we met?
You took care of my advertising.
I do not remember.
You took care of me.
Now yes.
How is LA?
- I'm in Abu Dhabi. - He returned to the Middle East?
We're shooting a poster for a movie I did here.
And I just found out the first is in New York.
I called because I want you beside me on the red carpet.
You want it?
Sure, my career would never have happened without you.
Who else would I my big night?
That's very sweet.
Honey, I gotta go.
I'm adjusting my panties to go to a meeting at lunch.
I do not want to brag,
but we've made for a great birthday dinner.
It was delicious.
And you bragged.
Have a little ossobuco here.
Ready.
See, this is the advantage eating at home
- You can kiss the cook. - And no tip.
- More wine? - Yes, please.
Happy birthday.
- Now? - Yes, now.
Before I go into a coma because of the dinner.
- Very cool. - It's vintage, 1968.
- Very, very cool. - E. ..
Recorded.
You and me. Only two of us.
Your gift is in the room.
It better be something I still have not seen.
I've seen the dresser.
But still not seen what is inside the dresser.
A brand new flat screen.
E. ..
To be able to lie down and see old movies in black and white.
Just what I heard this phrase was "old."
Let's not liked it that night in the hotel?
Yes and it was cool because only happened once, in a hotel.
I blew it?
A gem would have been nice.
Big and I can put on the list the premiere of Smith?
Yes, of course.
Big and I need a glamor.
The TV in the bedroom ask for food...
It's getting a little Mr. and Mrs. Married too.
- You'll have fun. - Yes.
Look at this.
That's cool.
It's a fabulous dress for the premiere.
What is the worst thing that will speak about me in that dress?
Who the hell does she think she is?
Was at the top of my list.
And you and Smith? Will debut this together...
We're just friends.
But I can have sex with him if you like the movie.
That's cool. How will you handle criticism?
Carrie! Not seen you for a long time.
I know, I have betrayed the fashion with furniture.
How can I help you?
We must find a visual red carpet
- For my friend here. - And I think we found.
There is a bit too cheerful?
I do not know. How old do you think I have?
Not that it matters, but I'm damned 52
and will look great in that dress.
I'll get a taster.
How's the writing going? Still works at Vogue?
- How to freelance. - Fabulous.
I had to do this to her?
How else will she learn?
Speaking of Vogue, want who writes a column
- With the launch of his book. - Great.
Have you had any reaction in the press about the book?
Not yet, but I'm sure it will be fabulous.
- Are you? - I hope so.
Who else has a key?
- The delivery boy. - Really?
It's a risk involved when we ask for food.
Do not get too comfortable we have a premiere at a time.
It's tonight?
- On a Monday? - Yes.
Do not go out on Mondays.
First, I do not know than we left.
Second, a problem?
The market fell 100 points
and I have to get ready to go at a party in Hollywood?
Just need to put a clean shirt.
Can not go alone?
I do not want to go alone, I go with you.
That is the question.
You and I, together by the city.
I have walked through the city thirty years ago.
Already know, girl.
Go have fun with your friends.
But I want to be by your side.
Well, if that's what you want, stay here at home.
You left so perfect.
You do not want to raise the butt of the couch.
Okay, stay.
- I will go to Stanford. - Okay.
What is that?
I looked for the dinner at the restaurant Japanese again in Madison.
Turn, we will.
- I thought I had... - I changed my mind.
Want to be squeezed by a crowd
and eating bad food?
Yes! Yes!
I'm dying to be squeezed by a crowd,
and eating bad food.
I'm crazy for eat anything
that does not come in a packing for travel.
Turn. Picked up a clean shirt.
Please leave the red carpet.
We are VIP, see? Show the bracelets.
Show your.
Samantha is beautiful.
That dress not a little joyful?
Maybe.
Mother of God, it is with the same dress
the teen queen, Miley Cyrus.
I know what will happen and I can not stop looking.
It is a disaster red carpet.
Embarrassing squared.
Miley, is your mother?
Sometimes a friend is someone who does not know.
- Beautiful dress. - Thank you for saying that.
And all ends well in Hollywood.
I was hit.
At the party after the movie, in the VIP room
Samantha found herself in the middle Middle Eastern
sitting right in front of producer, Sheikh Khalid.
This is our first adventure in the film world.
And we are honored to be represented
for this magnificent star American Smith Jerrod.
Thank you.
Should thank Samantha.
The merit is theirs. Before it was just a waiter.
She was my public relations
and made all see me as a star.
Is this true?
Well .. It is.
Ever been in the UAE?
No, not forgive myself for that.
My friends were in Dubai and said it was wonderful.
Dubai is...
I forgot the English word.
- Dubai is passed. - Really?
With all due respect to our friends,
but Abu Dhabi is the future.
A progressive city and cosmopolitan
with trade, culture and style.
It is the new Middle East.
The new Middle East.
Should know personally.
As a guest, in my new hotel.
And if not interfere stay in your wonderful,
We can talk business.
Business?
Can make America see my hotel as a star,
as he did with Smith Jerrod.
Suddenly, everything is the couch.
Two years ago, nor were using the word couch
and now our life revolves around him.
See the positive side, remember when he did not spend the night?
Yeah, I know.
At least today, it could try to smile and have fun.
He seems having fun now.
Settlement seemed shrimp at the bar.
- Be right back. - Okay.
I pray every night and ask, please, that nothing falls.
What can not fall?
The stock market.
- This is Carmen Garcia Carrion. - Carrion.
- Yes.
She is vice president a bank in Madrid.
- Oi - Oi
- This is... - Carrie Preston.
Carrie Preston pleasure to meet you.
Her husband is very charming.
Is not it?
He was right about the food and about being squeezed.
When you want, we can go.
- Nice to meet you. - Also.
Try not to drop.
Very funny! He is very funny.
He is.
- Good evening. - Bye, good night.
You are a bit high.
Just for the record, this is not a black and white.
How?
The TV was for watching films in black and white,
and this is not a movie black and white.
When a gay gave on top of me in marriage,
you found it funny.
I'm not upset because of flirtation.
I like flirting.
In fact, you could flirt a little more here.
I have a guy watching TV and eat take-out food,
and the girl in the Madrid Stock has the nice guy.
Sorry, we are discussing or watching television?
What's your problem with the television?
Do not want to be one of those couples
staying in bed watching television,
and not talk.
Not the kind of relationship I committed.
It's just a television, not the end of the world.
For you maybe not.
Not happy at home and not when it comes out.
How so?
What you want from me?
I put a shirt and was in that business,
and now is filling me for watching TV in bed?
What is the problem?
We will be just us two,
every night the rest of our lives.
And I think we need work on our calls.
For the rest of our lives.
Flame.
Got it.
MY APARTMENT WAS PRO OLD TO WORK.
NOT WANTED wake him. WITH LOVE, C.
The last two years were not good to sell apartments,
then do not sell.
Occasionally, I come here to write.
Or visit the clothes.
- Hello? - What time up?
Dunno, some six hours.
I'm worried about the article Vogue, then wanted to start.
Do not write there for a while.
Yeah, I know. I thought it was easier to work here.
Without distractions.
- Okay. - Finally, it is already Thursday
and not know about I'll write.
Maybe I should stay here until finished.
Whether you stay there?
Only a couple of days, end all.
- Any problems? - If you are what you need.
- Is everything okay? - Is.
I feel I need to lock me up somewhere
and only think about writing.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Only two days, right? - Right.
- Bye. - Bye.
And just think about writing.
By the next day when only thought about food.
And since it would a break to eat,
why not call the girls?
A week in Abu Dhabi with all expenses paid.
I've always been fascinated the Middle East.
The moonlight of the desert Scheherazade, magic carpets.
Like Jasmine from Aladdin?
Yes, dear. Like Jasmine.
But with cocktails.
It's very exciting. When are you going?
I do not know. When will be free?
They thought I would without my girls?
- How? - I told the sheik
it would only if he could take My three best friends.
- Get out of town? - Exactly!
And travel by company airline's own sheikh.
He has an airline?
The sheik is chic!
Totally first class.
And each one has a suite individual on the plane.
- My God! - With all expenses paid.
For four of us. Just choose the week.
The sooner the better. Already I hear the approaching decadence.
I'll check my schedule. Yes, no commitment.
Will I have to do with my old,
but I'm ready to go for the Middle East.
How about three weeks from now?
I do not know.
It has to be this month,
the next will be so hot that will catch fire.
This is not the site.
I do not know if I will,
- I have two daughters. - Yes, but has a husband.
And a full-time nanny.
You said they love the nanny.
- I said, but... - But what?
What's wrong?
Not traveled since the disastrous honeymoon Carrie and Big.
- Memories... - It was two years ago.
Two years of bad business this lousy economy,
enough.
We need to go for a rich place.
- Samantha, thank you o. .. - No!
For you, I partied children's birthdays,
then go to Abu Dhabi for me.
Children's parties. He used heavy artillery.
- Okay. - Thanks.
Look at us go to Abu Dhabi!
MARRIAGE AND TERRIBLE TWO YEARS
- Hello? - How are you?
I just finished. And thanks for the time.
When ready for dinner?
I have a reservation at 21h.
- But now is 20:30. - I'm down here.
And so, suddenly, back to 1998.
Already come down.
- Hi, girl. - Oi
- I miss you. - Me too.
We had a wonderful dining out.
And at home, television was off all night.
Without realizing it, the Middle East had arrived.
I need it.
- Finishing to pack? - No one.
I had an idea and would like talk to you.
Remember when we spent two days to finish off your article?
And then we had that wonderful night?
We do it every week.
Listening only.
After it turned out two days, I started thinking.
What if I have an apartment?
Want an apartment not his?
No, not that.
Just a place where I can go twice a week
relax, watch TV, do all you want,
that annoys you. And in the other five days
would be available here, for dinner
work in the flame, whatever you want.
You are saying you want two days of weeks away from our wedding?
And you would have the same two days.
My God...
To work, see her friends, do what you want without me.
- Do not want to do anything without you. - Carrie, what is!
I know you. You mean you do not enjoyed those 2 days alone?
Two days, yes. But I do not need do this every week.
Are you saying you need it every week?
Just an idea. Something to think about.
Simply Weddings does not work that way!
I thought we would do our own rules.
Then, two days off, then 4, then what?
No day together?
This is where this is going?
I would not have spoken about it if I thought you would think
I wanted to finish. Look...
As already known for two years, I am exactly where I want to be.
Five days a week...
I'm just trying to make more Our easy coexistence.
I mean, we're married but we're still ourselves.
It is because I am a wife boring that disturbs you?
I feel that I'm disappointed all the time.
No! Not disappointing me!
But something is.
So what I say the girls?
We are taking two days off to do
our wedding work better?
- I never understand. - I do not care if they see fit.
It's our wedding. You and I, like you said.
Carrie, we are adults, without children.
We have the luxury of planning our lives.
Can not have its own apartment, I would freak out
and is a waste money.
You can keep my apartment old 2 days per week.
Temporarily.
Until I find how I feel about it.
And I can go back at any time.
Done.
- Therein lies the Taxi. - I'm taking his bags.
But will it!
And in a week I picked up at the airport
- And you bring home. - What house, yours or mine?
Our.
- Welcome. - Thanks.
- Cool! - Wow!
- Welcome aboard. - Thanks.
- Thanks, I know I loved the hat. - Thanks.
And I thought my is too many.
My God! This is greater my first apartment.
And it's all so beautiful!
As I promised, only the very best.
And look!
Pringles Arabs. Sure, now I'm impressed.
Accepts a date?
I left on vacation does not have five minutes and already got a date.
Tamara is the fruit of traditional welcome the Middle East.
I read it in one of these.
- Go live there? - I know everything.
What to do and what to avoid. Speaking of avoid,
men and women do not embrace public in the Middle East.
This is for you, sister!
Come on, we're going for the "new" Middle East.
And when I need a break of information actually
I have it.
Cheating with The BABA!
Let me see that.
Hear that sound, which will be she is saying?
Are you saying we should not bring these magazines on board,
because women impressionable.
Sorry, honey. Do not read this.
Sorry...
Accept one more, ladies?
I mean yes.
Not the best word to teach her.
How often will read this?
Big and I thought about getting Separate two days per week
to do what we want.
- Is everything okay? - Yes, of course.
It's just something I've discussed.
It would take two days to do his things
and in those days I would do my stuff.
Know? Type... or write...
dinner with you or...
- Whatever, whatever. - Love it. I'm available!
Take a few days? Does your seem a marriage work.
It may not be a job, but it takes work!
That means he would have two nights off too?
- And where will he sleep? - In my old apartment
- And I in ours. - I loved that era,
When Steve and I have we were together,
but we still had our apartments.
- It was the best of two worlds. - I still think marriage...
are two people, night after night, sleeping in the same bed.
You have 4 people in your bed.
I had four people in my bed!
- No. .. - No?
Well, ladies. I'll apply
a patch of melatonin and enjoy all seven stars.
I see the Middle East.
"Tisbih ala Khair. Want to say goodnight!
Sorry... explain again.
What is it, really?
Big and I are trying make our own rules.
Discover what works best for us,
as a couple, not what the company says it works.
Charlotte, we are adults,
without children. We have the luxury to plan our lives.
Do not hurt the fact that he want a few days off?
You do not understand.
Somewhere on Africa
I started thinking about relationships.
We can even expect anyone from the outside
understand what is happening between two other people?
Eight time zones and a change of clothes later,
arrived at the future.
Some ladies have stayed Middle East before?
No, we're all virgins!
Thank you.
Very carefully, thanks.
Sorry, but it takes some kind drugs in your luggage?
No. Just my hormones.
Must be joking!
Sorry, just a new rule.
But it's all natural! They are made of yam!
Ladies, are not drugs!
Right. I need to speak with a an ambassador or embassy
or someone in menopause?
Please calm down. This is getting very embarrassing.
Okay. Can get.
Without the creams and vitamins, running back to menopause.
- Relax, it's only for a week. - Until then, until a beard I will.
Arrange a meeting with Sheikh Khalid
to the end of the journey, after you and your friends
have experienced the best Abu Dhabi has to offer.
We start right now.
Are all of you for travel.
Four new cars.
We need all four?
Already been paid.
I'll be on my own personal air conditioning!
Dismiss me here. The hotel awaits your arrival.
If you need me, do not hesitate to ask.
Could you help me check for my iPhone
has the code international right?
I think we can find someone not so "official"
- To help with this. - He offered!
Why the delay?
We have a lot of Abu Dhabi to know!
Abu-Dhabi-du!
Welcome to Abu Dhabi.
- Thanks. - Nothing.
My God!
Gee, Toto! I do not think we in Kansas anymore!
Mlle. Jones? I'm Mr. Safir, the hotel manager.
- Your flight was pleasant? - Like a magic carpet!
- Lovely! For you. - Thanks.
- For you. - Thank you!
Please... Thank you.
Around here, please ladies.
- What is the tip in Abu Dhabi? - Is there a ruby there?
We have many wonderful things planned for you at the hotel.
That is beautiful!
Thank you. Please Arabic café.
- Thank you! - Do you have rose water and cumin.
- "Shukran." It is "thanks". - Speak Arabic?
- Not yet. - Well, it was a great start.
Thank you.
It's different. Let me get caught.
Who are all these men?
The World Cup qualifiers Rugby being here.
- Also brought their balls? - Yes, they have too many balls.
Around here, please. For his private elevator.
We have a private elevator?
May not be for us. Not must be in place.
For once, I can say, without doubt,
I'm just in the right place!
Wow, they are beautiful.
Welcome to the suite jumbo.
- Who is Miss. Jones? - It's me.
Came greet her and their guests.
Abdul will be his butler, Mlle. Jones.
- Mrs. Bradshaw? - It's me.
'm Guaraú. I am here to serve you.
- Thanks. - E Resir for Mrs. Hobbes.
- If pronounced Hobbs. - I'm very sorry.
No! It's no biggie. It's okay.
And for Mrs. York adman.
If you can, please follow us.
Each has its own butler?
Should be. Each has a car.
Around here, please.
And "York"? What happened with Goldenblatt?
- This is the Middle East. - Is the "new" Middle East.
Is the Middle East!
This is the deck. With his private bar.
Come again, ladies!
There is also a private kitchen their orders, day and night.
It's a dream come true!
Around here, they will find its informal lounge.
- Over there, the boudoirs doubles. - Roommates!
And there, the Formal Lounge.
And ladies...
Get out onto the terrace.
With a view of all the earth.
There is also a pool bar, 5 international restaurants,
a spa, a fitness center, a nightclub
and of course the beach and beach clubs.
I took the liberty to book massages in the afternoon,
followed by a supper. There they can rest at night
and tomorrow, invigorated, go to the city of Abu Dhabi.
There is nothing that I love all that has just spoken.
Here comes Abdul with the drinks.
If there is anything they need, anything
please do not hesitate to ask. We are at your disposal.
The robes are called of Abaya
and the veil, which covers everything unless my eyes, is a niqab.
It is an economy in botox.
It is mandatory that women dress in a way
not attract sexual attention.
- Samantha, could... - We are at the hotel!
- It's free zone. - Still. Out of respect.
I find it charming with the women of Abu Dhabi.
What rolls?
The young Muslim women follow ancient traditions in life.
I understand, but...
The veil covering her mouth, makes me anxious.
It's as if they had no voice.
Or hormones. I can not find
a site of hormone that is not blocked.
At least your phone work.
Harry answers no of my messages.
- He is not so. - You called when we got?
Yes, but that takes hours.
Chips for a woman's veil.
How does she eat?
She raises each potato.
It's much love for fried food.
What time is it in New York?
- Honey, you need to stop. - How so?
You're obsessed with something far away
and losing the woman's veil eating chips right there.
Consider this an intervention.
Need to stop getting obsessed with the babysitter.
This is the fault of Samantha.
I was super happy and she had to open his mouth.
We should get a niqab at her.
I'm upset, not come play the blame on me.
With the jet lag and lack of hormones,
Who knows what will be my mood?
"I loved the necklace."
- Miss? - My God!
I'm very sorry.
Okay, sorry, I do not...
Not found that would still be here.
You do not let me go.
Should I do this?
Sorry, I did not.
It is a pleasure. What can I do for you?
Nothing, I would warm up a little milk.
- You can go home. - Allow me. I insist.
- I take you. - No, I hope.
If I may, I suggest a touch of cinnamon?
It's a secret touch my wife's.
Apologize for your woman to spend the night here.
Okay, she is in India.
I'll see her in a month, if you ask sorry, she did not understand.
You work here and travel from one place to another?
Yes, every three months,
when I have time off and I pay the ticket.
- It is not difficult? - What?
Being married and so much time apart.
Time does not matter.
When we see, every time...
is wonderful.
I am a lucky man.
I'll try one of these.
I think my butler is gay.
- First, it is very beautiful. - It's genetic.
I asked if he go out with someone
- And he said it was private. - Was appropriate.
When asked pronunciation of his name,
he said: "Abdul, as Paula."
- That's gay. - Yeah.
- Good morning - Good morning
- How did you sleep? - Well
Samantha what are you eating?
Hummus.
I read on the internet that chick-peas is rich in estrogen.
Yam too. Paula Abdul will bring me later.
She's here?
Good morning miss.
What I want to eat?
Just a little fruit, please.
Thank you.
He is so cool. What do you call it?
Guaraú.
He is from India, his wife still lives there.
They are seen only once every three months
when he can afford.
I asked if it was difficult
and he said time does not matter.
What ever they are wonderful.
There are several types wedding.
Who wants to go to the Souk Hence the ancient Abu?
- What is it? - It is a fair,
there is buying gold, spices, tissues, and typical things.
I want to go. One sip and Souk!
Beautiful.
Return time for lunch.
Thanks, Guaraú.
They should not have to "Forbidden experiment".
Okay.
Beware the black market watches,
engage with them, try to sell more stuff,
which is illegal.
Also, do not worry. People here are very good.
Driver.
Thank you.
- It smells good. - Yes.
- Ladies! - Look at the experience prohibited.
- Ladies. - No.
- Ladies! - No!
The forbidden is necessary.
- I'm there. - Of course it will.
Buy more spices I think I just bought.
They are very cute.
- Speaks English? - Yes.
Can I try? Thank you.
I just need...
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
Stay with him. Thank you.
So beautiful.
Just...
So how much is all this?
100 dirhams.
- $ 20. - Yes.
- Those shoes? - Yes.
Okay, thanks.
Here, 100, thank you.
Really, put the shoes in the bag.
I'll just open space.
- This is the call to pray? - Yes.
And there, in the middle of Abu Dhabi old
was an old love...
Aidan.
This is the best mirage I have had.
And since I made a trip to blew my mind.
Come here.
Is this allowed here?
How so? In Abu Dhabi? Why?
I saw this promotion great shoes.
I came to girls.
Samantha got a free ride for us.
And you...
I'm on a trip to Dubai Bali, India, here...
Care rugs and furniture.
I'm talking as... I do not know, come here!
You know, Miranda also came then...
We should go eat a kebab or something else.
Damn, I must leave with my partners.
And later, leave them with the girls from the street.
I forgot to bring my burqa.
We will leave the city after lunch, but come back tomorrow.
And I take you dinner just me and you.
I do not know if the girls have plans
and Miranda has a well-...
If you have time...
They say the restaurant My hotel is the best in town.
Here is my international cell.
Mobile International. Are you an adult.
I must go.
People find it rude leave them waiting.
Goodbye.
Also feel rude not Dinner with ex-boyfriend.
Carrie! How strange is that?
How is he?
As if time had not passed.
I told him that you and Big married?
Yes, it was the first thing it came out. Said:
"Hey, we're here and I married with the man you hated. "
- He is still married? - I have no idea.
He was the covenant?
I think so.
Will dine with him?
We are here to stay together. Just us four.
Right.
Legs.
Miranda, I'm in the pool. What should I use?
How about a "Burkina"?
They do not sell it in gift shop.
Forget them. Look.
Arriving at the pool right training.
The Australian rugby team.
Who ordered the sausage?
This is a disaster. I'm with a pool filled
Men's swimwear and not feel anything down there.
It's official. Estrogen is over.
Sure, I do an intervention.
If I can not talk anymore Harry,
then it can no longer talk about hormones.
I can not stand eat yams.
It will not worsen.
Girls, get a way to have fun together.
And I being the controlling maniac I am,
planned one day and a whole night
a lot of fun. I will turn this
intervention in a diversion.
Still nothing.
- Thanks. - Thanks, Guaraú.
You said you were going to lunch.
Here. Camels for lunch. It'll be fun.
Not that it is not fun but I'm not dressed
appropriately to climb on a camel.
I have everything under control.
A gift from the hotel. And do not worry,
I asked Abdul to choose from.
Really?
Ladies can be changed in the tents.
Bedouin complete service.
- Still no sign. - Thanks, Guaraú.
Wait, wait. My shoes.
- I'm melting. - You're right.
Seriously. I'm dying.
You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert,
if it were not hot, would be dead.
- What do you think? - This is fabulous.
Where's my phone? My God, where is it?
What is your carrier?
Hello, Harry? What are you doing?
Did I wake you? Harry, wait. Are cutting.
Can you hear me? Harry?
Miranda!
Are you okay?
- Thanks. - Is everything okay?
Yes, yes.
You also have some camel humps.
Not funny.
She had a Wedgie sand.
Harry? You there? Fall camel!
Thank you, sir.
Did you get my messages?
It's amazing how much food and clothes fit.
By Fhuad, Marzuk to e. ..
- Hajime. - Hajime.
My apologies, ladies, to stop.
Guaraú, my friend, if you have the kindness to take them to the hotel.
Until then take an hour. It's too late.
It is a pleasure, sir.
It's a boring business dinner with this sunset.
Am I right?
All saw, right?
I certainly saw it. Who is Lawrence of Arabia?
It is an architect who is on site when it comes to Abu Dhabi.
- A very good man. - A very nice man.
Girls, I definitely feeling something down there.
He stays at the hotel.
Lawrence eat my lips!
Karaoke in the U.S., boring. Karaoke in the Middle East angry.
For those women can show their bellies?
From what I read in some nightclubs it is allowed.
These religious smart.
Excuse me, either say... "M'dhrh.
It's nose.
Can bring more champagne.
- Thank you. - Another round?
- You're fun in Abu Dhabi. - In NY no?
- In New York? - Not in the last two years.
I think fun now? Wait.
That's it, folks! He worked hard for you!
We will receive four U.S. girls.
Girls, come to the stage.
I'm waiting for you, America.
How can I sing without knowing?
Believe me, you know.
I'm at the table...
It was a great presentation.
You have not seen anything.
- Hello again. - Oi
I have not had a chance to me present. Rikard am Spirit.
Rikard? Not Richard?
- I think so. - His nickname is Riko Spirit?
Could be more American? I think not.
You can join me for a drink?
Today I can not.
It is the night of the girls.
But I have tomorrow free.
All day. And night.
Would be open to accept out?
I'll be open.
You are very funny.
- Ladies. - Good evening.
I must congratulate her.
We do not dispense with a man such, it has a lot of class.
Well, we made an agreement years ago.
Men, babies, do not matter.
We're soulmates.
It was the perfect end to a perfect day.
- Good morning. - Good morning, madam.
- Where is everybody? - Taking coffee.
It's Samantha? Can I?
As you wish.
And non-stop, one by one, they make a traditional wedding.
- Sure, it's a satire. - It's hilarious!
Until the talented Bradshaw is capable
to understand married life,
it would be better to explore the vows of silence.
And it would be better to have fuck it.
New Yorker.
I've been carrying in my bag for 20 years.
The worst was they turn me in drawing
and put a tape in my mouth.
Consider a compliment. You have a strong female voice
and this guy is intimidated.
You know, just realized.
It was not my tone my boss did not like,
was the fact I have a voice.
Men pretend to be comfortable with strong women,
but many prefer that ate potatoes with veils.
- He spoke beautiful. - Should I stick with what I know.
Being single.
- But you're not. - I am married,
Big and want to stay Two days alone.
- I thought the two wanted. - Charlotte!
There will be further analysis. Great analysis.
But now I want to go shopping.
We have to find something for my meeting.
Something sexy, but that does not show breasts, arms or belly.
- I think I'll walk. - And our combined?
I'm not the end. You go. Have fun. Until later.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- We have dinner tonight. - Yes.
- Ms. - I'll leave.
I do not know how she could stand.
I do not want more.
Is there something I can do, lady?
No thanks.
Can stay, I go alone.
I walked alone on the beach.
I never felt so far from home.
Or myself.
- Hi! - Hi!
We miss the spa. How was your day?
- It was good. - You look good.
I'm meeting Aidan for dinner.
Okay, so let's change Our reservations for 17h.
There will be at 16h. Recalls that Samantha would have the meeting?
Not be necessary because we dine at his hotel.
- At his hotel? - Yes, it has a great
Middle Eastern dish. You do something.
Why go to dinner with him?
Why can not I dinner with him?
We met the other side of the world. It means something.
It means nothing.
Are you serious?
He says that everything has a meaning for the past 20 years.
But see Aidan in the East Average mean nothing?
I think you're kidding with fire.
My God, now I'm playing with fire?
You're crazy, serious, 're crazy.
Just because you're worried your wedding, everyone will betray.
Have fun there.
Okay?
Yes, I'm just tired I take a nap.
Take a nap too long. So let's drink.
- How about at 21h? - Great.
Mrs. Hobbes.
I thought: Why go to a bar if we have a bar?
Thank you.
Thank you, can go.
- How was the nap? - I slept heavy.
Needed it. Being a mother is tiring.
Yes, but the benefits are worthwhile.
We are more than 1000 km away from everyone.
Can you tell me, I am a mother too.
- Say what? - Everything you think,
but it is not allowed speak aloud.
Sure, go first.
Despite loving the Brady... And I love him more than anything.
Being a mother is not enough.
I miss my job.
Do not leave me here alone I felt the worst
mother in the world, are you?
Okay.
- I love my girls. - I know.
But...
I am enjoying not having them around.
- I needed a break. - I needed to do.
Rose cries all the time.
It's driving me crazy.
I can not see for months, I do not know if it's good.
Sometimes I enter the room, closing the door and let them scream.
- Is not that horrible? - No, this is survival.
Take a sip.
And one more thing.
I feel so guilty because I prayed so much for having a family
and now I have these two lines young girls.
- E? - They're driving me crazy!
Take a sip.
And I feel I'm failing. I feel I'm failing
- All the time! - You are not failing.
- Being a mother is difficult. - My God, it's so hard!
And I help all the time. As women do without help?
Not a clue.
- To them - To them.
And when I...
I can not, can not, is horrible.
Gulp.
Go.
When I heard Samantha say
Harry was going to betray with Erin...
My first thought was:
Nanny can not lose!
I think we should eat something.
I'm happy for you. For both of you.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
I have a confession to make.
I already knew I was married.
You made me say it all.
I think I read something on the internet.
Always try to stay eye on you.
How is Kathy?
Great, amazing even.
Our business is going very well, even with three children.
My God, three?
Yes, Homer, and Wyatt Tate.
- Looks like a country band. - Here it is.
There are amazing?
Yes, they're good kids.
We are lucky.
And you? Nothing creates?
I do not know. We talk a lot about it,
love children, but...
It's not what we are.
That does not surprise me.
You're nothing traditional. Do not know how he will put
in a dress and an engagement ring.
Exactly. And look, it's still here.
Without diamond.
I'm married.
That was my big mistake. Give you a diamond.
You are not equal other women.
Not really.
But you look great.
It's hot. Sorry, but it is.
Do you enjoy the food?
It was the best I've ever had.
There are seven arches, each representing one of the UAE.
Visit every state where I've been on that side.
Already come to Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai and wait...
Sorry.
No, sorry.
- Drugs. - Yeah, I go.
Goodbye.
It's here?
How was dinner...
Aidan kissed!
- I knew it! - I know I know!
I played with fire!
I am irresponsible. Samantha is still here?
She is getting ready for the meeting.
Samantha!
Here.
I kissed Aidan. I'm going crazy.
I'm going.
Paula, I need a towel.
He was talking UAE,
and suddenly, we kissed.
He kissed you or you kissed?
Both. Both culprits.
- I'll call the Big and tell. - Let's calm down.
Do not want to keep secret, is much worse.
The faster I reckon, less painful,
will cause less damage. We're eight hours ahead of NY.
This is the future, have not happened there.
I'm going crazy here. What do you think?
- Should I call him? - I do not know.
I do not know.
I'm a little drunk.
When Steve said who betrayed me, I was devastated,
but now that I know it was just that one time...
The pain was worth it? I do not know.
Arguably something here.
Steve slept. Sorry, but he slept.
And that was just a kiss. It's nothing.
- It was a kiss with Aidan. - It was only a kiss.
- We have a history. - And it was only a kiss.
Do not say anything.
I'll say.
Do me a favor and think about tonight.
It is their first experience with the hookah.
It's very exciting.
Put that pipe in his mouth.
And suck?
You have a natural talent.
I think you have another audience.
Abu Dhabi is advanced in many aspects
and so lag behind sex.
And the paradox is that
I'm more excited here.
Do tell.
If we were in Paris or Madrid now
would be with my hand in his blouse, taking the nipples.
But here, this is forbidden.
It's like being a kid again.
You're a big boy?
A walk on the beach?
Yes, I need a walk on the beach.
Her dress seems to have...
CALL RECEIVED CELL FOR CARRIE
It's 2:30 in the morning. Can not still having jet lag.
Hi Something happened.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
There was no accident or something.
But it was an accident.
What happened? Are you physically well?
Yes! I'm fine.
I. ..
I went to the market and Aidan found.
- Hello? - Say.
E. ..
We decided to dine because...
It was so strange to find us.
And we talked about how
our wedding were happy.
And when we were falling apart...
Somehow...
We kissed.
It meant nothing, lasted a second, e. ..
I'm tired of it!
And girls think you should not tell
we kissed and it meant nothing...
But I told them that do not hide secrets from you.
We have no secrets, and they only worsen the situation, then...
So I'm telling you.
I feel awful.
And I'm sorry.
Say something.
I'm at work here. Gotta go.
Goodbye.
- I would call back... - Carrie, that's disgusting.
- I was stuck! - Wait, Samantha.
What happened?
Levante. Samantha was arrested by sex on the beach.
Is the safety of the hotel and you need a lawyer.
- I'm going! - No, to the other side.
Do not have sex. We were kissing!
And this couple told security guards, who arrested us.
Look, kissing is forbidden. It is illegal.
Mr. Safir, thank you come.
I'm sorry for this unfortunate situation.
Ladies, if you do not care, wait outside.
I'm an attorney, I will stay.
- Sure. - We will be out there.
Okay.
How serious is the situation?
The gentleman who told us is very conservative
facts about the offensive which remembers.
Facts offensive? Were only kissing!
I understand your feelings, but we'll need your passport.
My passport? You must be kidding.
Just to show them to satisfy claims.
- That's disgusting! - I know.
It was only a kiss!
Thank you.
I think I missed how I was
and Aidan was great part of it.
I wanted to flirt, yes, and he wanted attention, but did not want to kiss.
The moment we kissed, I remembered who I was:
someone who ran for New York that not a crazy,
trying to find a man I also loved,
and now I have one that you love me wants to stay with me on the couch
NY, with me.
I hope my past has not spoiled my future.
Anyway, it is not too bad to stay on the couch.
My God, I'm in midlife crisis.
Never should have said nothing to it.
The New Yorker was right in put a tape in my mouth.
And I'm sorry for what he said about her marriage earlier.
- I'm sorry too. - For what?
For acting that way in the last two days.
It's been two days.
I slept a little and I started to recover.
I really think that is something to do.
Maybe.
Let's hope he does not want seven days off.
Dawned, and Samantha was released.
Sorry for taken so long to arrive.
Now here.
Only found out when I got here.
Sorry to have to come until now.
- Now everything is resolved. - Thank you.
- It was good to see them again. - Thanks.
I'm hungry. Hello?
Where's the breakfast?
Abdul? Anyone?
What happened? Where are they?
- Hello. - Ms. Jones, please.
Samantha, is the receptionist.
- Here speaks Samantha Jones. - Ms. Jones,
Here speaks Beydoun administration.
I need to charge the cost of the room.
Beydoun, there must be some mistake.
I'ma guest of Sheik Khalid, there are no charges for the quarter.
Yes, I remember it, but not from now on.
How so? I have a meeting with the Sheik on Tuesday.
I have a message from Mr. Mahmoud,
saying that there will be more meeting.
The bastard canceled meeting
and wants us to pay the room from now on.
We have the room until Wednesday, and the cost is 22 000 per night.
The room costs $ 22 000 per night!
- What? - We can not afford it!
Sue me.
The penalty for not paying the hotel UAE is in jail.
- What time is out? - In an hour.
We have one hour to pack pack up and leave Abu Dhabi!
New Middle East, my ass!
Damn Paula Abdul. Where is when do we need?
Samantha!
I can not get in an hour!
So you better get 22 000 tonight!
My God!
Just got the goods!
I came for the luggage.
- They came to pick up the luggage! - Right. I'm going.
WANTED GAURAU,
USE THIS MONEY TO GO HOME AND SEE YOUR WIFE.
CARRIE.
I want to confirm four passages first class.
Okay?
Should leave on Tuesday, but...
- Are you wearing shorts? - I do not care.
I'm going from here to the airplane and my legs are not the devil.
You can close the jacket?
I am in a heat of 50 º C. I can die.
Hi hope for two Taxis from the airport.
- They're coming. - Thanks.
That where stolen we got.
- My God! - What?
I forgot that I have to take a gift for my Harry.
- Shop at the airport. - How tacky.
We have time. The plane leaves at 18 hours.
No chance. It's a miracle find seats
and if something goes wrong, we 13h and a half of travel economically.
Buy some crap at the airport.
My passport is not here.
- Not in another bag? - No, I was right here.
Here was close to the money.
They are not here.
I left where I bought the shoes.
I put on the counter and when Aidan saw I was distracted e. ..
It's okay.
- I gotta get back to the fair. - And is not there?
Is it, needs to be. Miranda, come with me?
- Sure. - Come all!
- No need. - As if largaríamos here!
Sir, we must leave bags here, we will return.
No, no.
No, sir! No!
You can stop with the jacket, It's shocking the religious.
I do not care, I'm cooking. How long?
There he is!
Hello, sir. I came here and I left a blue passport...
Yes, it is him! Thank you!
- Please accept... - No, no.
As thanks.
So for all shoes! On My Own.
That's it. Should lead us up the street,
where we get the taxi to Hotel.
- Arrive on time. - Yes.
Rolex... Special Price.
Beautiful gift for man.
- Do you have silver? - Yes, upstairs. Come on.
- Is it here? - Here...
Wait! Charlotte will buy a watch!
Wait! We are with them.
You'll like this. Sit.
- Welcome. - Thanks.
This is the clock that gave the Big, is not it? I can give to Harry.
- No, it was vintage, come on. - We have watches for women.
- Let's go now. - I need air.
I have many other types.
Sorry, we miss the flight. Nothing. Thank you.
- I wanted a watch, is not it? - No, I did not. Thank you.
Go away!
- We gotta go. - You have to dress before leaving.
Sorry.
- Stock Exchange? - No, thanks.
- It is forbidden. - What?
- What is it? - Is the call to prayer.
- Hey, you! - That's mine!
I did not steal! It's mine!
You broke my purse!
Sorry. It was a mistake.
Condoms! That's right!
I slept!
I have condoms!
They will screw you!
Put on your jacket!
Think you'll grow old? It's like when I met you.
- Yes. They will screw you! - They are following us.
Yes, it was a disrespect. It is against the law.
- What do we do? - Keep walking
and pray that not call the police.
I think they want that follow.
Come on.
Hello
Welcome. Welcome.
It was a scandal and so much out there.
It was horrible. A disrespect.
Yes ..
We do.
Men will outraged by weeks.
For months. Some may for years. Forever.
Do you have a glass of water? I'm burning.
Menopause.
She understands.
Have you read this?
We are discussing in our book club.
They took my creams.
I think they're in visiting the U.S..
New York.
Already been to New York?
No, but we love fashion.
- Louis Vuitton. - Yes.
And luckily, across the world,
beneath centuries traditions,
was the collection of spring.
- What did she say? - Something of Arab women.
Like to drink? Coffee, tea, anything?
Sorry if we are not now, we miss the flight.
And those angry men? As they pass by?
Come on over here.
It's here.
Where is Charlotte?
- She was behind you. - I know.
I'll kill her!
If we miss this flight, will the economy.
Look at the shoes. She was peeptoes violet.
- Roger. - Right.
There she is!
Charlotte!
Look for the girls!
- Women do not get taxi? - Taxi!
Why not stop?
We are losing time. We will miss the first class.
I can not be in menopause and economy class.
I have an idea, handle it.
- What are you doing? - Dunno.
Thank you, sir.
HEART OF THE DESERT
- Got something to say? - Yes, I'm a wreck.
Thank you.
In the end, I tried not Big at the airport as promised.
- Thanks. - No problem, Mrs. Preston.
John?
Without Big and without TV.
- Mom arrived. - There she is!
Give a hi.
My sweetheart. I felt both their fault.
I can not attend. Leave a message.
Hi, I am. I'm home.
Where are you?
Hi
Where was I?
Strolling. Spending some time.
Torturing you.
It worked. I never thought I would.
No, I'm grown.
And made a vow. Remember?
- Always yours, forever mine... - Always ours.
Know that...
- It shook me. - Sorry.
It seems you are freshman middle
this whole wedding thing.
And so it was for understand what is all this
need a reminder.
This is your punishment.
Use it every day to remember we're married.
It will be a pleasure.
As I walked I remembered
you wrote a funny book about votes.
You never wrote vote for me.
I wrote, but that marriage has not happened.
We all make mistakes.
What were you saying?
I wrote the vows for you. Repeat after me, please.
Never kiss another man, besides my husband.
Stop to worry about end up as an old married couple,
because it never going to happen.
Stop to worry about end up as an old married couple,
because it never going to happen.
Are you sure? Is it just us two.
Is it sufficient?
Girl, is up too.
How's that little flame?
It's a great flame.
Why me a black diamond?
Why do not you is like any other.
What a relief. I thought I'd say that was the color of my soul.
And as always, time passes.
And in the future...
I'm happy to announce that the agreement
surpassed expectations.
Miranda discovered some at the firm,
in which his voice was heard, as it was fun work.
And on Independence Day, in the Hamptons
Samantha learned that things good comes to those who wait.
When she and Rikard met again
in the land of freedom.
In the home of hormones.
And he discovered that Charlotte never had to worry about.
After all, the nanny it rather tasty
the company other hot nannies.
And Rose did three years...
And as our wedding out of the terrible two years,
Big and I had less desire fleeing to another apartment.
But we leave the option open
If someone folguinha wanted one.
For me, I started think of marriage
as the wives of Abu Dhabi.
We carry the tradition and decorating it our way.
Even if a black and white is wonderful,
when it comes to relationships,
there are many colors to explore.
And this is what I am... Today.
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